Haha, LOL.
Use FAR + JDflasher plugin from here: http://www.topsony.com/forum/far-manager-f31/flash-k800-cid53-k810-software-cid53-begginers-t11605.html#post89845
For EROM CID53 use these files:
W580_R8BE001_MAIN_GENERIC_LA_RED53
W580_R8BE001_FS_EUROPE_4_RED53
HB1-06_Gen_CDA102568_13_R8A_GENERIC_EUROPE_4